Money It can buy a house but not a home.
It can buy a clock but not time.
It can buy you a position but not respect.
It can buy you a bed but not Sleep.
It can buy you a book but not knowledge.
It can buy you medicin but not health.
It can buy you blood but not life.
So you see money isn't everything and often causes pain and sffering.
I tell you this because I am your friend and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering!!.
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!!.
Cash only please