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22:02:31 - Opening Log
Ying-Lan: HI, Michaelc.
MichaelC: How are you both?
Maggi: fine, you?
Ying-Lan: ^Fine... girl's talk.
MichaelC: I'm OK - don't know about the girls' talk though. Should I leave?
Maggi: hehehe
MichaelC: I guess you can whisper to each other!
Maggi: maybe you could learn something!
Maggi: LOL
Ying-Lan: We need your opinion.
MichaelC: I'm sure I could. So talk on......I'm all ears.
MichaelC: Need my opinion on girls' talk?!
Maggi: do you like women made up?
MichaelC: Generally no......
Ying-Lan: Do you like to watch a lady wared make up like being a movie star?
MichaelC: .....a little bit's OK.
Maggi: see Ying
Ying-Lan: MC, Really?
MichaelC: Definitely not Ying. I prefer the natural look.
MichaelC: You're surprised Ying?
Maggi: I told you most men worth something aren't so keen on makeup.
Ying-Lan: ^i don't know..
Felix: @64,64 !It's Felix
MichaelC: Thanks Maggie. So I'm worth something?
Maggi: Hi Felix...
MichaelC: Hi Felix.
Felix: Here I am
Felix: Mr. X
Ying-Lan: ^No body chase me,, I think the reason is I don't like to wear make up.
Maggi: sure you are Michael...you are a real man.
MichaelC: Ask what Felix thinks about make-up?
Ying-Lan: Hi,. Felix,., just talking about you.
Felix: Me?? About what?
Ying-Lan: ^Do you have a service on Sunday?
Maggi: that isn't the reason Ying.
Ying-Lan: kind
Ying-Lan: kid
MichaelC: I agree with Maggie. If a guy is worth the trouble then make-up should not matter.
MichaelC: Do you want to be chased Ying?
Felix: My wife just got from it Maggi
Maggi: you like women made up more Felix?
Ying-Lan: ^Do you attract a gril by her appearance?
Ying-Lan: ^No, I hate it.. too many trouble.
Maggi: too much trouble
Ying-Lan: ^I don't like being in Trouble.
Felix: Of course, the first thing that attracts me is the apppearance..
MichaelC: So be happy without make-up!
Felix: I hate MAKE UP!!!!!
Maggi: and then Felix?
Ying-Lan: ^But Felix,, you said you are attracked by appearance...
Maggi: See Ying...even Felix doesn't like makeup.
Felix: Then the chat.. I mean.... The girl's ideas, ...
MichaelC: Appearance is important. But for me make-up usually detracts from appearance. Women look better without it IMHO.
Felix: The only make up I like is a lipstick.
Maggi: he means the natural look.
Ying-Lan: ^But Felix .. your wife sales make up, donesn't she?
Felix: Yes....
Felix: But in Brazil, because it's a tropical (hot) country.. Women dont use heavy make up
Maggi: well...Felix says I have skin like a baby from one photo where I am not wearing any makeup...
Ying-Lan: maggi, you are a beauty.
Felix: But basically they are produts to keep the skin clean or produts to enchance the color of the skin...
Maggi: actually I never do...only line my lips and use vaseline to keep them soft...never know when someone will want to kiss you.
Maggi: :-)
Felix: Ying.. I got a joke e-mail with funny sentences.. The first one is
Maggi: Thanks Ying...
Ying-Lan: I hate to wear lipstict,too.. It made my cup looked dirty.
Felix: 99% of the women's beauty wash out with water.
MichaelC: Exactly Ying!
Felix: Maggi, in Brazil we use vaseline to another purpose
Maggi: I won't ask what
MichaelC: Well I use it for my lips too!
Maggi: might embarass MC
MichaelC: Yes you might.
Maggi: let's leave it at lips
Felix: At first, long time ago vaseline was use for the hair....
Felix: not.... it's used.... for ...... you know
MichaelC: I always carry vaseline with me and sometimes when people see it they make dumb jokes about it.
Maggi: In Italy they use it for the ends of long hair.
Maggi: I do too MC!
Felix: But do ppl use it for sexual relations too??
MichaelC: Well this the big rumour Felix!
Maggi: He asked . nit me!!
Maggi: NOT
Maggi: oops...it is multi-purpose Felix.
Felix: There are lots of jokes about this here in Brazil too.. But nevermind
Maggi: good...
MichaelC: What do you mean multi-purpose Felix?
Maggi: I said multi-purpose
Ying-Lan: O.k. Vaseline is white jely used for various medical ..
Maggi: to get rings off your finger...
Felix: that's right Maggi
Maggi: to grease things...lik the connections on your battery..
MichaelC: "The first aid kit in a jar." used to be its advertising slogan.
Ying-Lan: Do you know who invented make up?
Felix: Michael, why haven't up put more listening exercises on your home page?
MichaelC: Someone a long time ago. Anyone know?
MichaelC: I know Felix - too busy doing other things.
Ying-Lan: I think it is a punishment for women.
Felix: oh I see
MichaelC: LOL
Maggi: Youn saving this Michael?
Ying-Lan: I have done is, maggi.
MichaelC: Yes Maggie I am.
Ying-Lan: ^it
Maggi: good deal...because I sam not
Felix: I like skin color make up... I dont know the names, but they enhance the beauty.. What I dont like are blue, green or other colors... Honestly the women (my personal opinion) looks like a whore.
Maggi: hmmm
Ying-Lan: whore?
Felix: prostitute Ying
Maggi: but these chemicals damage the skin over time.
Ying-Lan: How about movie star?
Maggi: then th sun does the rest...
Ying-Lan: How about movie stars?
Felix: What is the name of the things women use on the eyes ebows.. It's a pencil.
Maggi: they can afford face lift Ying.
Maggi: eyeliner
Maggi: eyebroe pencil
Felix: for the face, there's Blush too.. Is the name correct?
MichaelC: YL - just had another look at your webpage. Are you wearing lipstick in that picture?
Maggi: oops eyebrow
Maggi: blush is correct or rouge
Ying-Lan: I think I wore it.
MichaelC: The picture where you are wearing a white jumper (sweater)
Felix: You look beautiful on a pink lipstick Ying.
MichaelC: You look beautiful. Probably with or without lipstick!
Maggi: gee...Michael saw me without makeup too...
Ying-Lan: ^I was adviced by my friends.. they said ' you can not let foreinger think Taiwan grils all are lazy like you'
MichaelC: LOL!
Maggi: what do nthey know Ying?!
Felix: In the summer.. Men with brown skin ( not all of them) but the youngsters, they use pink or a light color lipstick on the beach.
MichaelC: Yes Ying. You are a lazy girl!
Maggi: the men?
Ying-Lan: ^When I was travelling ,,Sometimes, I would wear lipstick.
Felix: Ying, maybe you don't get a mate because you are too demanding... Who knows?
Ying-Lan: But only lipstick..
Maggi: and me Felix?
Felix: you are scary Maggi
MichaelC: lol!
Maggi: :-)
Felix: So independent.
Maggi: thaqt explains everything!
Felix: Understand what I mean.
MichaelC: So what attracted you to your wife Felix?
Maggi: yep...Michael would agree I am sure.
Ying-Lan: Garfiled is more beautiful than my own icon.
MichaelC: That's true Ying!
MichaelC: (joke)
Maggi: glad you added that mc
Felix: It's not the beauty... but her mind.... We are so different in tastes.. And it's said,, the opposites attract..
MichaelC: So you were attracted to her mind?
Felix: yes...
MichaelC: You're a noble man Felix.
Maggi: and you thought he was only into sex MC...{-)
Felix: I mean, that I got marrried with her because of her mind, the behaviour.
MichaelC: Yes!
Ying-Lan: mind is an abstract ...
Felix: And she cooks good too.. LOL
Ying-Lan: Felix... you are different...
MichaelC: Is her picture on the web somewhere?
Maggi: nothing like getting to a man' heart through his stomach...
Felix: My wife
Felix: My wife's?
MichaelC: Yes - your wife's picture!
Ying-Lan: I have seen her pic at felix's homepage.
Maggi: I've seen her
Felix: she ordered me to take her picts out the web.. She said they were not good.
MichaelC: Oh.
Felix: But I didn't take hehehe
Maggi: she looks a lot better than Felix!
Ying-Lan: ^She looked nice with your children...
MichaelC: So what is the URL - I've forgotten.
Felix: Thanks a lot Maggi. LOL
Maggi: my pleasure...
Maggi: gets you back for calling mescary...:-)
Ying-Lan: ^You are fatter than her..
Maggi: bigger Ying
Felix: Are you calling me a WHALE YING?/? You just lose a friend.. LOL
MichaelC: How are you feeling Felix?!
Ying-Lan: You guess why.. she is good at cook.
Ying-Lan: ^No.. big bear not whale.
MichaelC: Maybe you should get a whale avatar.....
Maggi: How are you feeling Micael?
Felix: Good way out Ying..
Ying-Lan: ^You said she is good at cook...
MichaelC: Me I'm fine! I'm not at the centre of this conversation!
Maggi: big beaqrs are gentle
Maggi: bears
Maggi: tpp bad...
Maggi: :_)\
Ying-Lan: ^Micalec,, I forgot telling you..
Maggi: what was that/
MichaelC: What Ying?
Ying-Lan: ^Your story of meeting your partner... like a move named "When Sally met Henry".
Maggi: Harry
Ying-Lan: ^tha't my favouriet.
MichaelC: I think it's Harry Ying....
MichaelC: ...and yes I've heard that before but I haven't seen the movie.
Maggi: Michael doesn't talk as fast as him...
Ying-Lan: ^I just bought the vcd in last April in Taipei.
MichaelC: vcd?
Ying-Lan: ^I was looking it for a long time, finally got it.
Maggi: it is worth seeing MC...you"d like it.
Felix: ying. i have the script of that movie. Does it interest you?
Ying-Lan: ^I had it, too.
Maggi: I show that film to my students.
Felix: what other movie scripts do you have Ying?
Ying-Lan: ^I got it by serach on internet.
Ying-Lan: let me see.
Maggi: The scene in the restaurant is great!
Ying-Lan: Seven,,, I think I had it.
Felix: But do you have the same things they say on the movie??
Maggi: in the movie
Felix: thanks maggi
Maggi: :-)
Maggi: someone wake up Michael...
Felix: ying?
Ying-Lan: Nixon.
MichaelC: )AMEN
MichaelC: Nixon?
Maggi: )BOOM
Ying-Lan: ^What do you mean the same thing?
Ying-Lan: ^There are a lot of CD-rom like .. how to learn English by watching movies.
Maggi: not a bad idea
Ying-Lan: ^CD-Rom with script book.
Felix: On the script.... It's written what the actors are exactly saying on the movie?
Ying-Lan: ^I got two...Nixon and Up Close and Personal...
Maggi: eactly what the actors say in the movie
Felix: Can you send them too me Ying?
Ying-Lan: ^I think they are same with CD-Rom and script book..
Maggi: )BELCH
Maggi: sorry
Ying-Lan: ^But you know the movies have various versions... Sometimes, we only saw the simple one.
MichaelC: Excuse me.
MichaelC: or excuse you Maggie.
Maggi: ROTFL
Ying-Lan: I am not sure it is the same with your VCD or not.
Maggi: full of beans
MichaelC: What does vcd mean
Ying-Lan: ^But feliex,, I can not sent it to you.. it is a real book...
Maggi: very clutzy dame
Felix: oh I thought I was on a file.
Ying-Lan: ^I have to type it all before sendint it by email.
Felix: I thought It was on a file
MichaelC: Oh - I wasn't sure Maggi.
Maggi: now you know mc
MichaelC: I wonder how Vance is going in Africa...
Ying-Lan: sorry.
MichaelC: He's such a world traveller thay boy.
Ying-Lan: Why? you don
Maggi: hope a tiger didn't eaqt him...
Ying-Lan: Lion
Felix: Old meat?? Dont think a tiger dare to taste it.. LOL
MichaelC: lol
Maggi: or an elephant trample him...or a baboon kis him!
MichaelC: Yeh - Vance is probably quite safe. Too old to eat.
Maggi: and tough
Felix: LOL
MichaelC: As he'll probably read this we could say all sorts of nasty things about him...
Ying-Lan: ^When will he come back?
Maggi: )KISS
MichaelC: Be a nice surprise for him when he reads the log.
Maggi: he said two weeks
Felix: Hey guys, I started teaching Portuguese to Gloria..
MichaelC: Or on the other hand we could say really nice things about him!
Ying-Lan: really?
Maggi: make him blush
Felix: yes.. And that friend of yours too Ying.. Nicole.
MichaelC: Vance we love you. We thinlk you;tre a great guy!
Maggi: :-)
MichaelC: That's great Felix.
Felix: Flattering Michael?
Ying-Lan: Thanks, felix.. do you recive his email recently.
Felix: Nicole is a he???????????????? yes, I got the email
MichaelC: I guess you're doing it online?
Maggi: But Brazilian Portugues right?
Felix: oh yes MC.. Online
Felix: Of course.
Ying-Lan: ^I don't know... he is a man or woman...
Maggi: Nicole is normally a woman's name
MichaelC: In English Nicole is a woman's name.
Felix: Names are funny.
Maggi: people are funny
Felix: In Italy, Andrea is a man's name, in Brazil is a woman's
Ying-Lan: ^"You don't know who you are talking on internet, maybe a dog",. remember it.
Maggi: Marion is male and Marian is female.
Ying-Lan: ^"You don't know whom you are talking to on internet, maybe a dog",. remember it.
MichaelC: And in English Felix is a famous cat like Garfield - but I guess you know that already.
Maggi: He knows it
Felix: But that matches with me MC.. HEHEHE
Maggi: he has the avatar too
MichaelC: So you scatch then?
Ying-Lan: I am cat.
Felix: scatch??
Maggi: all men scratch...
MichaelC: With your claws! (Sure Maggie - you wish!)
Felix: oh Scratch...
Maggi: I was thinking of somewhere else
MichaelC: lol
Felix: lol
Maggi: I still don't really know why, but I keep asking...
MichaelC: ...yes?
Felix: the memories Maggi... LOL
Maggi: you know me...
Maggi: never stop in my quest for knowledge
Maggi: hmmm...thqt is a new answer
Felix: what is quest?
MichaelC: But what's the question?
Maggi: a journey
Maggi: why me scratch?
Maggi: men
MichaelC: Same reason women do.
Maggi: cause it itches?
MichaelC: I guess.
Maggi: don't guess
MichaelC: That's usually why people scratch.
Maggi: either you know or don't know
MichaelC: We've talked about this before. i think you imagine the whole thing!
Maggi: not when they sit in my class and scratch I don't
MichaelC: Felix - you tell her!
Felix: tell what?
MichaelC: That she's imagining it all.
Maggi: never mind...they must like it and it doesn't bother me.
MichaelC: Must be German men.
Felix: ??????????/
Maggi: the iTALIANS ARE WORSE!
Ying-Lan: scratch what?
MichaelC: OK. European men!
Felix: ohhhhhhhh Brazilians scratch too
Maggi: between their legs Ying...
Felix: the balls ying
MichaelC: OK. Europeans and Brazilians!
Maggi: Oh...and Ozzies dion"t?
Ying-Lan: Is it a kind of sexual.... I really don't understand what you are talking about it.
MichaelC: Not in polite company they don't. (And that's the only kind of company I keep!)
Ying-Lan: I kee silence...
Maggi: So, you do it in private then MC?
MichaelC: lol
Maggi: gottcha
MichaelC: You are persistent!
MichaelC: God knows. I guess. maybe.....
Ying-Lan: or Cats scratch legs?
Maggi: I was told that things need rearranging sometimes.
Felix: what are Ozzies?
MichaelC: Australians.
Maggi: people who live in Australia
MichaelC: Oz as in Oztralia!
Felix: i see
Maggi: or the wizard of Oz
Maggi: maybe we should go back to makeup...:-)
Felix: lol
MichaelC: :-)
Maggi: before the guys get ht under the collar...:-)
Maggi: hot
MichaelC: I actually have to go and prepare a training session for Tuesday.
Maggi: I have a million things to do too...
Ying-Lan: me, too.
Felix: i have lots of things to prepare too
Ying-Lan: It is time to say good bye.
Felix: yes
Felix: So bye bye all
Maggi: well...we all agree there...
Felix: TA TA
Ying-Lan: See you next weeks.
MichaelC: I'll send the log to Vance shall I?
Maggi: that was fast...ciao...
Ying-Lan: bye-bye
Maggi: sure mc
Felix: ta ta
MichaelC: Okie dokie
MichaelC: Bye all. have a good week.
Maggi: good boy mc
Maggi: you too
23:01:30 - Closing Log
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